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21.7.09

Sequels

I bet the movie moguls behind Harry Potter are shitting themselves that they've almost run out of books to make into films. To this end, I have the following suggestions for sequels for them to use:

  • Harry Potter and the Tide of Impotence
  • Harry Potter and the Bosoms of Neglect
  • Harry Potter and the Fist of Indifference
  • Harry Potter and the Box of Mice
  • Harry Potter and the Catalogue of Feelings
  • Harry Potter and the Mule of Honesty
  • Harry Potter and the Big Book of Tits
  • Harry Potter: Snooker Loopy!
  • Harry Potter and the Phantom Pregnancy
  • Harry Potter and the Pile of Cats
  • Harry Potter and the Sense of Regret
  • Harry Potter and the Finger of Shame

That should keep them going for a bit.

2 comments:

Catalogue25 said...

I would like to see a combination of the tits, cats and mice. Either in one film or a closely-related sequence.

Thank you.

rob said...

Harry Potter and the bag of shite